- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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knock knock who's there? hope

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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