whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Pickles are moist.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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