- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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