Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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