What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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