Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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