- Anti Joke

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot