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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What are annoying? Ads.

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