- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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