- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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