- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What's the new green? Green

who is gay wit mon james cornish

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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