- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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