- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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