- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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