What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What's blue? The sky.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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