- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Hello

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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