Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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