- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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