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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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