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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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