A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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