- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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