- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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