- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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