- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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