- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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