- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

roses are black violets are black i am blind

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Your big dick.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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