- Anti Joke

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What's upside down? umop apisdn

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes