why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

can you touch your toes? no

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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