Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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