Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Take wrong turns

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

can you touch your toes? no

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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