yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

will you like this joke my sources say no

What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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