- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

How old are you? 7

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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