- Anti Joke

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Kameron Brown is gay.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

the power to turn magnetism into light

Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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