- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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