what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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A man died.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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I love alchohol!

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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people magazine

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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