- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

A guy walks into a bar

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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