- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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