What did john say to bob Hey bob

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

hey guys im gay

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

how much fish could a chicken

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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