- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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