How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Good job, son.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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