What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

A sober Irish individual.

Guest what in the butt

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

I like that, but why am I happy?

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Communism hehe xd

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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