- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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