- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

your face

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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