"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Why did the black man die? He was shot

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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