- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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