- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A drunk guy walks into a car

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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