- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Good job, son.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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