Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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