- Anti Joke

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

A drunk guy walks into a car

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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