What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Your mom.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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womans having rights.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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