- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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