What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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taking out the trash... at night

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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