Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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