- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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