- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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