I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

mitchell palmer sucks

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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