- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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