- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Ben Affleck

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

I have a really funny joke.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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