- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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