How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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there was once a jew

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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