Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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i'm hard

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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A house comes around the corner.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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