a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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