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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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