- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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