Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Shltskc gw? G

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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