- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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