Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Communism hehe xd

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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