Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

How many light bulbs? 1

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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