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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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