Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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