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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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