- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

knock knock i have diarrhea

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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