- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Women outside of the kitchen.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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