- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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