Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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