Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

A black man walks out of a police station

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

People...

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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