- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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