Get up Look in the mirror

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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