Is maynaise an instrument?

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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