Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

John Cena for president

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What does two plus two equal? 4

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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