- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

White men's rights

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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