- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

school homewrok

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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