josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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