- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Is maynaise an instrument?

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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