What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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