- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Your're racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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