- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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