- Anti Joke

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What do you do at a club? You club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.