What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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