- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

womans having rights.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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