chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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