WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

women's rights

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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