How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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noah is a scrub jungle

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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