How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Anti Joke

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