- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

womens rights.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

every knight i see an owl at window

whats worse than failing your maths test?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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