- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Justin Bieber.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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The Princess is in another castle

salad days!

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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