A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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