Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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