- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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