A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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sharks

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What's your blood type? Red.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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Pickle

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Anti Joke

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