- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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