- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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