- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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