- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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