what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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