- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

God is real.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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