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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

non poop

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What black and has children A black man

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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