what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

God is real.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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