Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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