- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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